Vogon Demolition Services

The official public register of demolition orders and compulsory hyperspace-bypass purchase notices, as filed by the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. Records are plain HTML with stable per-order URLs — no login, no rate limit, bulk-crawlable.

Programmatic access: JSON API (/api/orders?page=N). Affected parties may sign in to the portal to lodge a formal objection.

Demolition Order Register

Record IDDateSubjectStatus
DMO-2024-1161382021-10-092282 Answer Ave, Cape TurkScheduled for Demolition
DMO-2020-1189222021-02-255471 Station Way, Wholly Innocent WorldProstetnic Approved
DMO-2025-9653072019-10-149465 Magrathea Blvd, Pan-Galactic Clearing HouseVogon Authorization Complete
DMO-2019-6742852023-05-058421 Beautification Ter, Zarniwoop's Office ComplexBabel Fish Translation Pending
DMO-2025-4606552022-09-172775 Corridor Ter, Improbability Drive Test ZoneDamogran Queue Position: Very Long
complete demolition order register archive

All times Earth-relative. So long, and thanks for all the fish.